‘Campaign for Amercia’ Archive

How to Vote on Amercia’s First Election Day

#ELECTIONCLASS VOTES On Tuesday, November 6, Amercian citizens will vote in their first election for president. Here are the details of the voting process: The designated polling place will be the NEXIS lab, located in Hinds Hall 339. Voting will be available between the hours of 9AM and 7PM. Voting must be completed in person. [...]

Independents Enter Race for President of Amercia.

Gov. Hugh Jass and Gov. Jake Price push to become Independents in the race for President. Speaker Rotolo is holding a forum to discuss the legality of this event. With input from constituents he is put under pressure to make a decision. Should Amercia mirror the actions of America? Should these candidates be allowed to [...]

The Results are In! Republican Robert Lawerence and Democrat Matt Diaz Winners

That’s right Amercia! We have narrowed down the field to just two opponents with the Independents still vying for a position on the ballot. Gov. Matt Diaz and businessman Robert Lawrence have captured their party’s endorsements. It has been a long road to this place in the election, but there is still a lot of [...]

#ElectionClass Recap: Rhodes In, Jass Out

This Wednesday, #ElectionClass was in full throttle. The independent candidates rushed around for signatures to get them on the ballot, while the Democratic and Republican nominees sat back and got ready to introduce their Vice Presidential picks. We first found out Democratic candidate Matt Diaz’s VP pick. Senator Albus Potter. A move in my opinion [...]

Governor Hugh Jass’s plea to Amercia

At 10:43 PM on October 21, 2012, I received an email from Governor Hugh Jass’s campaign titled “#ElectionClass New Update.” I was not surprised to receive this email. After all, the Texas governor and his running mate Governor Jake Price had already announced their bid for the presidency on an independent ticket and they needed [...]

Amercia: the Country of Status Quo?

Congratulations, Amercia. You have followed the status quo and selected two candidates who barely distinguish themselves against the backdrop of presidential history: two men, white, wealthy, with party line opinions, Senator Matt Diaz and Robert Lawrence. Nothing stands out for me with either of these candidates; they even look like one another, minus the black [...]

AmerciaTimes: Breaking News: Jake Price to run as VP for Gov. Hubert Jass!

In an interview with Governor Jake Price this morning, the governor made an announcement. “I am pleased to announce that I will be running as Vice President of Amercia under Governor Hugh Jass!”  Both governors are running as independent candidates in the Amercia election. We then conducted our standard in-depth interview with Governor Jake Price: Background: Price was born in the Poconos, north-east Pennsylvania, attending school in Scranton, PA After grade [...]

1 Democrat & 1 Republican Advance in the Run for President

On October 17th at Syracuse University, the Republican and Democratic town hall style debates had the auditorium and all of Amercia on edge. Each candidate came prepped, ready with the stats and facts, and each with had the passion with the belief they are the best candidate to be the President of Amercia. Finally by [...]

We are totes in a tiff. Offish.

Strictly speaking, we at Pug Dog News are not in a tiff*, but the same cannot be said for some of our candidates today. Without an any apparent provocation, Mr. Carter Rhodes (D) and Ms. Brandii Matthews (R) lobbed several shots back and forth over – wait for it – mac and cheese. Mr. Rhodes’s [...]

Live Blog: Republican Debates

4:08 – First up…the Republicans. Perhaps a slip up by Brandii Matthews by printing pamphlets. Max Powers doesn’t seem to have any kind of ad up. 4:11 – Intros. Powers explains there were technical difficulties. First zinger by Robert Lawrence, calling out Matthews for keeping her pamphlet with her on stage. 4:14 – Candidates asked [...]